halla halla

a depressed persian / albanian tow truck drivers private area
by andy January 12, 2004
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Stalinvast

A world in Ian Watson's Warhammer 2000 novels. It is a hive world in which humans live in vast enclosed cities or "hives", while the remainder of the planet remains wild.

The world is destroyed by the Empire at the end of the first book, to eradicate Genestealers and a demonic hydra-creature which had been planted at its core by a secret cabal.
It's a pretty strange name for a planet. Like, a Russian dictator who's put on weight? I'm surprised anyone settled there.
by Andy May 02, 2004
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Sommerlund

Realm in northern Magnamund, in the Lone Wolf series. Inhabited by the Sommlending. Capital Holmgard; other major features include the Kai Monastery, the centrepiece of the Order of the Kai; Toran, home of the wizards of the Crystal Star; several other cities such as Tyso and Anskavern. It's a monarchy, apparently modelled on feudal Europe but with a noble king and a jedi-like order of protectors. Has the unfortunate privilege of being first in line whenever the darklords come over the mountains, cos the Darklands are just to the west. It sounds like the name might be old English for "land of the sun" but I might be wrong.
The King of Sommerlund asks you to go to Durenor and retrieve the Sommerswerd.
by Andy April 18, 2004
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cervical mulligan


Termination of pregnancy and expulsion of an embryo or of a fetus that is incapable of survival. (informal)
That bitch didn't mean to get knocked up, so she decided to take a cervical mulligan.
by Andy July 04, 2003
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going down

An Act of giving oral sex (both in terms of Male and Female)
Yo,Man remember the hooker going down on me!!!!
by Andy March 04, 2005
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Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 21, 2004
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TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.
"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".
by andy March 20, 2006
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