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Paris

1. The act of striking a male's penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.

2. The capital and largest city of France, in the north-central part of the country on the Seine River. Founded as a fishing village on the Île de la Cité, Paris (then called Lutetia) was captured and fortified by the Romans in 52 B.C. Clovis I made it the capital of his kingdom after A.D. 486, and Hugh Capet established it as the capital of France after his accession to the throne in 987. Through the succeeding centuries, Paris grew rapidly as a commercial, cultural, and industrial center. The city was occupied by the Germans in World War II from June 14, 1940, to August 25, 1944. Population: 2,152,329.
"Well, we'll always have Paris!"
by andrew November 28, 2004
mugGet the Parismug.

Camila Mendez

Thee most beutiful girl to ever live. She is perfect in every possible way. I love her to death and wish we could be together forever. Love you so much baby
Camila is the greatest thing to ever happen to me
by andrew January 13, 2005
mugGet the Camila Mendezmug.

chick

by Andrew January 27, 2004
mugGet the chickmug.

nirvana

1. The ineffable ultimate in which one has attained disinterested wisdom and compassion

2. Possibly the shittiest band ever formed. Three talentless idiots from Seattle who thought they actually made good music. Rebelled against mainstream music by appearing on MTV. Fortunatly, Kurt Cobain put a shotgun shell in his face and ended his crappy music forever
1. Siddhartha Guattamua reached nirvana and then became the popular figure known as Buddha.

2. Grunge kid : Nirvana is the best band ever!
Me : Kid, you suck at life. Go listen to Saetia, Heroin, Maximillian Colby, Drive Like Jehu, Envy or Rites of Spring if you want good music from the same time.
by Andrew February 8, 2005
mugGet the nirvanamug.

syracuse orangeman

More commonly referred to as "The Cuse," it is the act of a a man sticking his penis in a giant mound of snow before intercourse for the purpose of lasting longer with his partner
I hadn't done it in a long time, and it was winter time, so I did "The Cuse" and we went at it for hours
by Andrew February 13, 2005
mugGet the syracuse orangemanmug.

shnook

A fat mn with smll ball.
by Andrew April 4, 2003
mugGet the shnookmug.

shilznit

Adj. great, excellent.

derived from black people.
That jehri curl is the shilznit!
by andrew November 30, 2004
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