Andrew's definitions

shmeg

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.

when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.

by andrew February 15, 2005

Woop Woop

Any places outside of one's usual sphere of travel.

Redbank Plains

by Andrew July 18, 2003

jamslam

The best programmer in the world, and someone who always pwns scyth.

jamslam pwned scyth in programming the other day.

by Andrew March 24, 2004

Night Stalker

Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.

Men of the 160th S.O.A.R

I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.

by Andrew June 7, 2004

arse

The correct spelling for a persons buttocks or behind.

The Americans are stupid and spell it "ass" like a donkey.

This term can also be used to insult.

"My arse is huge!"

"Stop being such an arse."

by andrew January 2, 2007

Simple

One who is not very smart

What are you, simple?

by andrew June 20, 2003

MCAS

A standardized test imposed by Massachusetts.
Massachusetts
Comprehensive
Assessment
System
Or as referred to by most K-12 students;
My
Children
Are
Stupid

The MCAS tested my intelligence with questions like "What is the next number in the sequence; 1;2;3;4;?"

by Andrew August 14, 2003