Definitions by AndREW
calculus
Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.
Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
Throw Rag
The greatest band to ever come out of the Salton Sea, CA. The originators of sea rock. Band has a washboard player. What more can you want? Also puts on a really good live show.
Villanova
1. noun: Villanova University, a Catholic school in Delaware County Pennsylvania; the town of Villanova, PA.
2. verb: "To villanova," to take a large advantage for granted, thus directly causing a loss of said advantage.
2. verb: "To villanova," to take a large advantage for granted, thus directly causing a loss of said advantage.
1. I go to Villanova, Core Humanities is weak.
2. My favorite team is up by twelve points, I just hope they don't villanova the second half.
2. My favorite team is up by twelve points, I just hope they don't villanova the second half.
sororitore
All of Jane's sisters believed she was the biggest sororitore in the house. Just last week she slept with half of the Pike house.
sororitore by Andrew March 31, 2005
sorostitute
a member of a sorotity who uses her "feminine wilds" to enslave her gender of choice for random gifts, trips to exotic travel locations, rides in fancy cars or money
Everyone in that house is a sorostitute, they all turn tricks for this or that. One even did it with a coworker for a free turkey sub with mayo from Subway... shame it was free as a perk of the job to begin with.
sorostitute by Andrew March 31, 2005