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DerFuehrerPlex

To walk up behind someone who is sitting in a chair or otherwise at crotch level and poke them in the back of the head with your three-inch wood. Named after a preverted math teacher who we called Der Fuehrer. Is a form of frottage, which Japan, the birthplace of hentai, bukakke and the professional cripplefight, has recently begun to crack down on.
Der Fuehrer: Is the server back up yet? (trys to DerFuehrerPlex me)

Me: (hunched over table to avoid his three-inch wood) No, it's still crashed by your massive Armada of Soviet Schoolgirl Porn. And dry-humping the back of my head isn't gonna help.
by Anarchist November 9, 2003
mugGet the DerFuehrerPlexmug.

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.
Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!
by Anarchist October 22, 2003
mugGet the Butterfingermug.

School Without Balls

A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.
by Anarchist October 20, 2003
mugGet the School Without Ballsmug.

Louie Anderson

1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.
"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003
mugGet the Louie Andersonmug.

Minesweep

To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.
"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.
by Anarchist November 4, 2003
mugGet the Minesweepmug.

Pitt Fiend

Anyone morbidly (usually sexually) obsessed with Brad Pitt.
"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."

"What a Pitt Fiend!"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003
mugGet the Pitt Fiendmug.

Mootant

An intentional mispronunciation of "mutant."

1. An annoying, ugly, short-ass girl who won't leave you alone.

2. Less frequently used to describe any demented person or creature.
"Qiuck! Hide! It's the mootant!"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003
mugGet the Mootantmug.

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