33 definition by Anal Czar

Another word for an erect penis.
Mary was silenced by the nine inch flesh pole that was shoved in her mouth.
by Anal Czar September 26, 2010

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When two males fight over available pussy.
Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.
by Anal Czar September 18, 2010

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A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).
I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.
by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

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The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.
It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.
by Anal Czar September 18, 2010

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The wad of dried cum in a fag's ass after a good butt poundin'. A petrified cum plug can cause constipation.
Bruce was backed up for a week after he let Carl's cum plug petrify in his asshole.
by Anal Czar September 18, 2010

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