a rocky brown substance, similar to crystalised ginger, that once expelled from the anus causes a sharp pain in the recipient's eye
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
by Anonymous January 27, 2003
A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.
by Anonymous February 28, 2003
by Anonymous August 31, 2003