AnOnymous 's definitions

Miss Softie

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

shoggoth

Amoeboid-shaped extra-planar demon one can summon for grotesque sexual gratification. Inspiration for many, many manga flicks, though the entity certainly should not be confused with a titillating cartoon character, however horrific.

Ex: "Umm, you need an Elder Sign to summon a shoggoth, but even with one, you will probably be killed before you can mold a protoplasmic pussy. Better stick with your sister, she doesn't know any better after the accident anyway," confided Cletus.

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

lunch box

one sexy little man whore.

damn that hoochies a lunch box

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

mantian

derived from the word mant, which means illusory

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Ferndogg

The gayest guy alive. Loves the cock.

Damn that guy is a Ferndogg

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

swisha house

real music to listen to if you like underground rap that's screwed

by Anonymous September 4, 2003