AnOnymous's definitions

apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

splork

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

Hot Topic

A store so unique that it draws opinions from a bunch of consumers who have yet to come to the realization that as far as major corps go, their thoughts don't mean a fucking thing. Also, a target of mispelled, grammar-fucked critiques.

omg i dnOt no th3 diffrenc betw33n their, there, and they're. FUCK! THE INTERNET IS TEXT-BASED! LEARN TO SPELL, MOTHERFUCKERS!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Twin Towers

Two buildings in New York that got attacked by terrorists.

I never saw the Twin Towers until 9/11

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Hamma

Uber Nazi

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

buff

strong zoot

"make it buff"

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

stone roses

Best fucking band ever, there debut is fucking amazing

by Anonymous October 21, 2003