Definitions by AnOnYmOuS

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

schtum by Anonymous August 21, 2003

state job

Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.

"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"

state job by Anonymous August 21, 2003

bertwin 

mole fucker

bertwin by Anonymous August 21, 2003

gay loser 

The lowest man on the totem pole. Completely the worse kind of loser a dude could be. Extreme loser. Sometimes used with "fuckin'" just to add more oomph.

That dude's a gay fuckin loser.

gay loser by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Axis of Evil 

Term used by George W. Bush to describe countries he wants to overrun, with words specifically chosen to stir the sheep-like American public

Bush on TV: "We must stop the axis of evil."
viewer: "oooooh avis of evil... must support unnecessary takeover of helpless nations... I have no mind of my own..."

Axis of Evil by Anonymous August 21, 2003

seeing 

(v.) dating

I'm seeing Janet right now

seeing by Anonymous August 21, 2003

apple 

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

apple by Anonymous August 21, 2003