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protectotard

A person who tries to prevent or protect other people, i.e. children, from the alledged coruptiveness and corrosiveness of violent videogames and computer games.
The inventors of the word "killographic" are a bunch of protectotards.
by Andy December 11, 2003
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Sharrcoal

A type of precious natural substance, believed to be so rare and valuble that no price attached to it could ever be worthy. Only one in existance.
by Andy October 31, 2003
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negrophiliac

The obsession a black man or woman has with having sex with a dead body.
Did you see Jamarcus tear into that old dead woman? He's such a negrophiliac!!!!
by Andy January 16, 2008
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parking lot

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"
Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.
by Andy April 8, 2004
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gusset typing

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"
by andy August 31, 2003
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anal-fixated

Originally a concept in Freudian psychoanalysis which has later spread into popular use, probably because of its rude connotations.

An anal-fixated person is someone who is excessively tidy and obsessed with neatness, appearance and order. Such people are bureaucratic-minded, petty-minded jobsworths who make other people's lives a misery by creating unnecessary hurdles, and/or who lead a sad life due to their incapacity to set aside their obsession with regularity. It is often used as an insult in cases where people are overly strict or rigid about something.

The origin is that Freud, in his early work, said that young children go through three stages, oral, anal and phallic, before the age of 5, and that successfully traversing each stage is crucial to later psychological wellbeing. (The phallic stage produces the Oedipus Complex or in girls, the Electra Complex and penis envy). If someone fails to traverse a stage, usually because of excessively rigid parenting (though also sometimes through the opposite), they become "fixated" and have unresolved libidinal (i.e. psycho-sexual) issues which overshadow their later lives.

The anal stage occurs around the time a young child is potty-trained, and can include experiencing pleasure from either retaining or releasing shit. The characteristics usually called 'anal-fixated' are those of the anal-retentive, who gained disproportionate enjoyment from holding shit in, possibly because of too-rigid potty training. (An anal-fixated person can also strictly speaking be anal-expulsive, which leads to characteristics such as messiness etc., but this has not passed over into popular use). It expresses itself in later life in neuroses centred on rigidity and regularity.

In popular usage, usually abbreviated to "anal".
My teacher is so damn anal-fixated! She says she'll fail me if I include so much as one word over the word-limit.

I'm only late because some anal-fixated shop assistant decided my credit card signature needed going over with a fine tooth-comb.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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blast of baking powder

When you're biting into a waffle or other baked good whose batter has not been mixed well, and you receive a "blast" of uncooked dry ingredients - including the baking powder used to make it rise.
"Wow, Nora, I just got a blast of baking powder on that bite."
by Andy February 10, 2005
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