Americonium

When an American child speaks their first words of nationalistic indoctrination.

Inspired by the word 'meconium', a baby's first shit
Little Chad expelled Americonium into the classroom, when he said "America is the only free Country"
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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Tantrumper

A Donald Trump supporter who has uncontrolled outbursts of anger and frustration in relation to the 2020 election results. Usually coupled with claims of the election being rigged.
Ignore grandad, he's just being a Tantrumper. He won't be shouting about 2020 much longer though, because Fox News has made up the critical race theory issue for racists to be angry about, and he really struggles to focus on two things at once, these days.
by America is the bad place November 07, 2021
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Qontrol Group

Americans who have refused to get the Covid vaccine because of brainwashing by Q. By doing so, they are acting as a control group in a uniquely American experiment, watched on by the rest of the world.
The Qontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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America is the Bad Place

A phrase referencing the TV show 'The Good Place' and used when life in the United States isn't living up to the standards its people should expect.

SPOILER The final episode of season one of The Good Place can be used as a metaphor for how those in the United States are often brought up being frequently told that they are in the greatest country in the world, but are then disappointed every time they discover something new that the U.S doesn't statistically do well in.

Examples:

- No other wealthy nation lets its people die of treatable illnesses, simply because they can't afford treatment.
- The majority of other countries mandate employers to provide 20-40 paid days off a year.
- Very few countries force students into crippling debt.
- All but three countries have paid maternity leave.
"You know Jill next door, who got married to her boyfriend, Chad, five months after they met, just so he could get on to her medical insurance?

Well, they both got new jobs but now Chad's got cancer and his insurance won't cover enough of the costs, so they've had to get divorced to avoid Jill being bankrupted by his medical debt. America is the Bad Place"
by America is the bad place October 27, 2021
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Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'
"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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Dontrol Group

Donald Trump supporters inadvertently becoming the U.S control group for the covid vaccines, due to their propensity to refuse to get vaccinated.
The Dontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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Covid tourist

An unvaccinated person, who has to travel to another state for medical treatment because their local hospitals are overrun with other unvaccinated people.
After being airlifted from Florida to Connecticut as a covid tourist, Chad's death was added to Connecticut's death total. Ron DeSantis likes this.
by America is the bad place November 23, 2021
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