PTA

"Three letters that make the world a better place."
"S-e-x?"
"No, PTA."
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Romanes of the Day Burger

A burger that comes with romaine lettuce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Romanes of the Day Burger, you should try it!"
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Elizabeth Warren

A woman with a plan! Incredibly smart and taught law at, among other places, the University of Pennsylvania and Harvard University. She currently serves as Senator from Massachusetts, and would make a kick-ass President in 2020.
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Runny Out of Thyme Burger

A burger that comes with a runny fried egg and thyme
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Runny Out of Thyme Burger, you should try it!"
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Cin City

A short, affectionate term for Cincinnati. Used playfully when describing one's shameful exploits in the area.
Omg, I can't believe I drank a whole dozen beers last night. Me and this girl left, and talk about a night in Cin City!! What happens in Cincy stays in Cincy, right brother?
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Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into
This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!
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Kung Flu

The racist Covidiot went to the retarded Trump rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "Kung Flu"
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