Run Gorgonzola Run Burger

A burger that comes with gorgonzola cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Run Gorgonzola Run Burger, you should try it!"
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Beefsquatch

Gene Belcher's alter ego, featuring a mask and his burger costume
I'm Beefsquatch. This is me now!
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TDS

a.k.a. Trump Derangement Syndrome. The inability to find fault with Trump due to the fact that you voted for him in 2016. Also see: Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias.
Mike is disconnected from reality and plans to double-down on Trump in 2020; the TDS is strong in this one.
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Burn Unit

When you randomly channel-surf and come up with spontaneous insults for each show you come across
Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"
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Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with olives!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Edward James Olive-most Burger, it comes with olives!"
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The Glass Fromagerie Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Glass Fromagerie Burger, you should try it!"
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