Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger

A burger that's served with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Houstonguing

Men in Texas are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Houstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Texas. Literally, a Houston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Texas last week, and this guy gave me the Houstonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 19, 2016

Shag carpet

A carpet to shag on

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Drinking problem

It's when you don't have anything to drink

"Drinking problem? The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Romanes of the Day Burger

A burger that comes with romaine lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Romanes of the Day Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Photographic Butt Memory

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

circumnavigate

To have sex on every continent, hence to cir-cum-navigate.

Finally! My wife and I have always wanted to circumnavigate the Earth. We finally took this cruise to Antarctica, and when they finally let us off we did it! The best part is you can just finish anywhere and no one will notice because everything's all white.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 19, 2015