A burger that comes with a deviled egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"
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Grandpa Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Grandpa Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"
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Enoki Dokie Burger

A burger that comes with enoki mushrooms
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Enoki Dokie Burger, you should try it!"
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Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog
"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"
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Gouda Day, Sir

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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Trumpvirus

A virus that spreads through America unchecked because of Donald Trump's negligence. One example of the Trumpvirus is known to health professionals as Covid-19, and to racists as Kung Flu.
The Covidiot went to Trump's poorly attended, lame-ass rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus.
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Garlic Shandling Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"
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