Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Last place 

Something to strive for

"Last place! Last place! Last place!"

Last place by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Shag carpet

A carpet to shag on

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"

Shag carpet by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Butt bank 

A mental reserve of butt images

"That goes in the butt bank."

Butt bank by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Photographic Butt Memory 

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

Photographic Butt Memory by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Butt 

Something entrancing.

"Butt."

Butt by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Mike Pompeo 

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.

Mike Pompeo by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

New Bacon-ings Burger 

A special name for a bacon burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the New Bacon-ings burger, it comes with bacon!"

New Bacon-ings Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018