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Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Last place 

"Last place! Last place! Last place!"

Shag carpet

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"

Butt bank 

A mental reserve of butt images
"That goes in the butt bank."

Photographic Butt Memory 

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.
"I have a photographic butt memory."

Mike Pompeo 

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

New Bacon-ings Burger 

A special name for a bacon burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the New Bacon-ings burger, it comes with bacon!"