Mike Pompeo

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger

A special Christmas burger that's flavored with cumin!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

candle sandals

You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!

"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018

All In A Glaze Work Burger

A burger with a balsamic glaze

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the All In A Glaze Work Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 20, 2019

Turn the Other Leek Burger

A burger that comes with leek

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Turn the Other Leek Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018