Skip to main content

Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Tucker Carlson 

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.
You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

Tucker Carlson 

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.

I'm fine 

Either a very generic remark in response to a generic question, or something to be very worried about.
Louise: "I'm fine."

Wine train 

"All aboard the wine train" "Hey open up wine! Linda's comin' in!"
The second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium-133 atom (at 0 Kelvin).

Green screen

Something you shouldn't wear green in front of
"Ahhh!!! It's a floating head! Why would Tina wear green in front of that green screen?!"