circumference

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.

After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

Participation Trophy

Something you get for accomplishing nothing.

You lost! Hooray, you win a participation trophy!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Urine trouble

What you think someone said when they tell you "you're in trouble"

Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble."
Louise: "Drink cranberry juice."
Mr. Frond: "What? No! Not urine trouble. You're in trouble!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Words + GIF

Something you can use to turn anything into an Urban Dictionary definition!

Words + GIF = awesome UD definition!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 04, 2019

Artic Ocean

No. Just no. It's ARCTIC Fucking Ocean.

Anyone with a high school education should know it's not "Artic Ocean."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with a side of pear salad

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Funbers

Fun numbers!

Who needs numbers when you have funbers?

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019