America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Respectacles

Glasses that earn you respect

Woah, phat eyewear! Dem be respectacles yo!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Fig-eta Bout It Burger

A specialized burger that comes with figs!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fig-eta Bout It Burger, it's served with figs!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Jack-o-Lantern

A jack-o-lantern that features Jack Bauer's face

"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Leaf soup

Tea, in essence

Sheldon used to like tea, until he realized it was basically just leaf soup.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 7, 2018

Andy and Ollie

Inseparable twins!

It's Andy and Ollie!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018