Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

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Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.

Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

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Jingle Bell Pepper Burger

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

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All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.

We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020

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