Away in a Mango Burger

A burger that comes with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Away in a Mango Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Scott Pruitt

Short-lived EPA administrator. One of the most corrupt, scandal-ridden politicians who ever lived, appointed by Trump to destroy America's air and water. Entirely in the pocket of Big Oil.

Scott Pruitt is a fuckwad.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

November 7

National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"

"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 04, 2019

I'm fine

Either a very generic remark in response to a generic question, or something to be very worried about.

Louise: "I'm fine."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with okra!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger, it's served with okra!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Oh Con-Pear Burger

A burger that comes with pear

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Oh Con-Pear Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Satisfaction Avenue

Orgasm

Stan: "This is preposterous! I took Francine to Satisfaction Avenue just last night!"
Ruby: "Oh, I doubt that."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 04, 2019