Pelosi

A strong leader, especially of the U.S. House of Representatives. Puts Cheetos in their place.
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Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
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Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof
"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"
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Top Bun Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with a high-quality, seven-grain bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Top Bun Burger, it comes with our best bun!"
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Passion of the Cress Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with watercress
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Passion of the Cress Burger, you should try it!"
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A burger that comes with cranberry sauce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger, you should try it!"
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Eerie Canal

Nickname of some locals in Upstate New York for the Erie Canal, when referring to spooky occurrences or apparitions in the area.
There was another ghost sighting last night at the Eerie Canal!
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