Jeb Bush

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.
That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"
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October 28

October 28th is also known as National October 28th Day: a holiday to commemorate the fact that it's October 28th.
It's October 28th. Happy National October 28th Day, everyone!
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Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger

A burger that comes with jicama!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger, it comes with jicama!"
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A burger that comes with creme fraiche
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger, it comes with creme fraiche!"
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Teriyaki a New One Burger

A teriyaki-flavored burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Teriyaki a New One Burger, you should try it!"
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Mice skating

An Olympic sport for rodents
Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!
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