Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

The Bleaken 

A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.

"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"

The Bleaken by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Have a 9-1-1-derful day 

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

Have a 9-1-1-derful day by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Flightning 

Lightning that strikes an aircraft

"What a flight! We got hit by some flightning."

Flightning by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Aurora Boreanaz 

A special instance of the northern lights where the lights resemble David Boreanaz

Wow, look in the sky, it's the Aurora Boreanaz! So amazing.

Aurora Boreanaz by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Kitening 

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Lady Ganja 

A really girl who smokes hella pot. Sounds like Lady Gaga, but it's ganja!

I love that chick, she's like Lady Ganja!

Lady Ganja by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Food Court 

A mock trial-like cafeteria game involving foods

Did the lasagna stab the meatloaf with the carrots? Find out on Food Court!

Food Court by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018