Beets of Burden Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"
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circumnavigate

To have sex on every continent, hence to cir-cum-navigate.
Finally! My wife and I have always wanted to circumnavigate the Earth. We finally took this cruise to Antarctica, and when they finally let us off we did it! The best part is you can just finish anywhere and no one will notice because everything's all white.
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Foot Feta-ish Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"
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Multi-tool

"It's a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"
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Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"
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Yam Ship Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Yam Ship Burger, you should try it!"
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Kingstonguing

Guys on vacation in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!
Guys in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!
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