Definitions by Amber Almighty

Blonde 

A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*

Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.

Blonde by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

scooby 

A great dane that smokes pot.

There goes tipper, what a scooby

scooby by Amber Almighty July 15, 2004

poodle 

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

poodle by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

jock

A highly social person often having every cheerleader in existence in bed with him usually at the same time. Natural enemy of the nerd

See dipshit

jock by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

cheerleader 

One often female and found at sport tournaments shrieking and bouncing and waving retarded poofy-things. When not at games, the cheerleader can be found in groups in the back of a car making love with a jock. Cheerleaders are often screaming at the top of their lungs in a way to express excitement.

See Bitch

cheerleader by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

smurf

A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.

"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!

smurf by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004