AlownAgainstTheWorld's definitions

Janai

Not. Originates in Japanese. Used improperly in every American anime.

Mark: Anime JANAI.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Mugshot

When you shoot one of Urban Dictionary's cheap mugs that it is obssesed with for no apparent reason.

Mark: Take the mugshot.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

FranCheck

Combination of frantic and check. Common symptom of Obsessive Compusive Disorder, but can also occur when you are checking the likes on a Twttr post. More commonly, it's a constant will to check on microwaves to make sure they aren't still on, making sure the sinks are off, and for some reason that closet doors are closed? I'm not sure why.

Mark: *FranChecks* how many likes does this rambling Urban Dictionary post have oh no it's not high I'm so sad help.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.

Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

NSFW

Something banned at work, but perfectly suitable for schoolchildren.

NSFW is not the same as NSFS. All NSFW content is perfectly fine for your children to see.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023