AlownAgainstTheWorld's definitions

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.

Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

NSFW

Something banned at work, but perfectly suitable for schoolchildren.

NSFW is not the same as NSFS. All NSFW content is perfectly fine for your children to see.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

[e-mail]

An email that you should sign up for random things just to piss some random guy off.

Mark: I just signed up [e-mail] for 2325 newsletters.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 30, 2023