by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.
2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.
2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.
2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
A patch of hair that causes nothing but trouble. Men expect women to shave it, but goddamn it, it itches!
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
"Incest" is not a difficult word to spell, yet some people insist upon spelling it "inceast". Morons.
by Allison1690 September 16, 2006