Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020
Get the Kristy Crust mug.A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
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Get the Irish Stallion mug.The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.
But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.
Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.
Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 04, 2020
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Get the Mossman mug.Dehner is a name for a skidmark in your underwear. Also a hersheykiss pinched between your buttcheeks or asshair.
We mooned those girls and Mike had a Dehner stuck to his cheeks.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
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Get the Dehner mug.The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.
Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.
Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.
Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 19, 2020
Get the Fart Sniffing mug.Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.
Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!
That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.
That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020
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