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Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.
Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!
That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.
That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020
Get the Holbert Nose mug.A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020
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Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.
This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.
Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.
This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.
Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?
Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!
Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!
Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 6, 2020
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I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
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Who is that stud over there?
That's Joe the Guinn.
Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!
Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
That's Joe the Guinn.
Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!
Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020
Get the Guinn mug.The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.
But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.
Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.
Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020
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