Definitions by Alkaline Water

Vagina Jockey 

Someone who is constantly horny, and their mind has gotten so horny that they cannot think straight. Only thinking of ass and boobs, has clouded the mind

Guy1: you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey

Vagina Jockey by Alkaline Water July 4, 2022

Finnigger 

Finn, but this time., he agrees with Cameron

Guy 1. Kyle Rittenhouse got acquitted?!

Guy 2. Yup it was Self Defense

Guy 1. That's what it looked like to me - Finnigger

Finnigger by Alkaline Water November 24, 2021

Jualisco 

A complete Bitch ass nigga who only complains and never looks on the bright side.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate living in cali, its way too hot and there is nothing to do!
Guy 2: Hey man stop acting like a total Jualisco

Jualisco by Alkaline Water November 11, 2019