Alistair Murray's definitions
the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....
you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."
by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008
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getting a connection to an unsuspecting recipient using the "wankfinder" monicur, then quickly sending a piece of priceless filth and having it accepted before they realise their folly.
by Alistair Murray February 5, 2007
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by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007
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