16 definitions by Alien Entity

arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

fuckwit

Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse.

See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

government

Organisation that is fucking your life up, fucking the world up and must be destroyed.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

technogypsy

Some who lives a mobile life using communications technology to allow teleworking from anywhere in the world.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

car

1) Form of 4-wheeled transportation
2) Knob on wheels for sexually inadequate men
3) Device for destroying the environment

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

surplus

Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use

Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002