Definitions by Algernon St. Querible

dyslexic 

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An insult to those who are particularly thick.

I doont nuw howe too speell thus ward

dyslexic by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

Monk 

A verb: to project one's money shot into the public domain

Monk by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

Shaven haven 

Sadly, not my bird

A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet

Shaven haven by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

geordie 

An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.

You are as fat as Geordie

geordie by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

governing 

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face

governing by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003