Definitions by Algebraic Algebrology

Kitchen foul

Unacceptable kitchen etiquette. Being needlessly messy when preparing food.
Compare party foul.

"Did you just wipe your greasy hands on the towel without washing them first? Kitchen foul, bro."

A physical, non-digital copy of an ebook. Compare with meatspace.

"Now that I have an ebook reader, I'm getting rid of all my meatbooks."