Eyesy

When someone likes checking out other people but stares a bit too much and too obviously pervy, they’re ‘eyesy’ - the visual equivalent of handsy

Ali was being far too eyesy with the girls last night

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Cockrot

What happens when you masturbate so much your penis gets really sore and you have to stop because of pain or bruising

I tossed off so much last night and I’ve got a bad case of cockrot

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Whoremonger

An individual who deals with those wretched people who have nothing better to do with their lives than work in the sex trade.

Also, the prime minister of the United Kingdom.

Find me a syphilitic whore, my good whoremonger.

by AlexAlexUKK September 28, 2020

Hemiantisexual

What you are if you aren’t into all the fashionable types of sexuality

Hey man I’m pansexual what’s your sexual orientation?

Um whatever, im hemiantisexual

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018