FemaleBlubberfish

A female blubber fish is a woman who is suffering from her own problems and makes you try to feel even more depressed than she is. She typically tries to sound smart and pray on teenagers or young children. When only parents should be giving emotional advice. She might be a fat woman.
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by Alex phoenix February 13, 2024
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Poor Relative

A poor relative is someone you try to make look like a poor person so that your other relatives can live lavish lifestyles.I..e no divorce, 3 course meals for breakfast lunch and dinner, drive luxury cares, own mansions, gamble at the casinos every month. It is actually not really acceptable. and pretty low and scummy.
Lets call someone our poor relative in hopes that we become more successful.{ I am not your poor relative}
by Alex phoenix October 03, 2023
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Sob Stories

Evil persons whom want to hear your sob stories so that you can just sound like a pathetic immigrant. And they can take your heart and eat it like a cannibal</3:/ I.E. FAT WOMEN....or perhaps a "RACIST" relative. I will probably win here.
No I will not share my sob stories or die from an an haer trap with my bf...
by Alex phoenix October 03, 2023
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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 07, 2024
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Abortion loser

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd
There are some abortion losers in my family.
by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023
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Anal-slime

A person that looks dirty and like they apply dirty vaseline onto themselves every morning even if they have not showered
by Alex phoenix October 01, 2023
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Preacher

Cockroach Priest; enough protestant shinanigans; just open up your church to a homeless person with light features. There are plenty of red heads whom are not protestants. There is a catholic church out there full of blondes laughing at you.
I talked to a pointless preacher about nothing at all.
by Alex phoenix October 18, 2023
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