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Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
by Alex phoenix  October 6, 2023
 Get the Milf queefsmug.
Get the Milf queefsmug. When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
by Alex phoenix  February 7, 2024
 Get the Pedophile Ringmug.
Get the Pedophile Ringmug. Charlotte Johnson, hey every body look at boobs with my daughter ly n Carters we have never done anything for this country. Not one thing. We like imagining Jimmy wanking his dick to his kidnapped grandsons child porn at the motel 6 in texas ,McKinney Texas!
by Alex phoenix  February 8, 2024
 Get the A Buffalo Bill FREAKmug.
Get the A Buffalo Bill FREAKmug. A poor relative is someone you try to make look like a poor person so that your other relatives can live lavish lifestyles.I..e no divorce, 3 course meals for breakfast lunch and dinner, drive luxury cares, own mansions, gamble at the casinos every month. It is actually not really acceptable. and pretty low and scummy.
Lets call someone our poor relative in hopes that we become more successful.{ I am not your poor relative}
by Alex phoenix  October 3, 2023
 Get the Poor Relativemug.
Get the Poor Relativemug. Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.
by Alex phoenix  October 6, 2023
 Get the BBW fartsmug.
Get the BBW fartsmug. What a coinkydink that my dad's friend from the marine corpse is in a pedophile ring with him and few others. What a coinkydink.
by Alex phoenix  February 9, 2024
 Get the Coinkydinkmug.
Get the Coinkydinkmug. by Alex phoenix  February 7, 2024
 Get the Canniblakmug.
Get the Canniblakmug.