Alex Quantashassle's definitions

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

recommended

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.

"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

Woodgy

Cute and cuddly, full of love and empathy. The new thing.

"Aww... that pink bear is sooo woodgy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

gimme eat

According to CATCH-22, the statement to end all statements.

"Gimme eat."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

available

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.

"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005