Alex Quantashassle's definitions

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

refunded

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.

"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

allocation

Noun. Term used amongst organised drug dealers. It means the territory which they have been given to spread the drugs around. Very commonly used in suburban England and Australia.

"12 ks of coke, my friend."
"Oh yeah? I suppose your allocation's Armadale then."
"Spot on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

per

How people say the name of my hometown when they can't pronounce the 'th' sound. It has become a bit of a cultural statement round these parts.

"I think I'll go vacation in Per'."
"Go see a speech therapist dude."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

expose

To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.

"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

goldie

Something that really stands out amongst a pack of mediocres. Surburban slang.

"Hey, I know! A double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm"
"Now that's a real goldie!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005