Alex Quantashassle's definitions

backhander

Noun. A bribe, not to be confused with an aggressive action.

(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

each

When someone bleaches their hair properly, it's bright whitish-yellow all the way through. However, fashion, in all it's glory (sarcastic), has made it stylish to have poorly, half-bleached hair of the colour urine-yellow with black roots. This form of quasi-bleach is known as 'each'/'eaching' your hair.

It's trashy, greasy and smelly. Leave your hair alone.

by Alex Quantashassle June 30, 2005

any cop

Phrs. Of value, of any worth. Bristish origin.

"Have you heard their new CD? I heard it was rubbish but do you think it's any cop?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

airy-fairy

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.

"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

accidentally-on-purpose

Phrs. Seemingly accidental but with veiled malice or harm. Childish in nature, but not necessarily confined to children. Associated with the British.

"Tommy broke the TV kinda, accidentally-on-purpose, you know..."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

recorded

To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.

"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005