by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

When someone bleaches their hair properly, it's bright whitish-yellow all the way through. However, fashion, in all it's glory (sarcastic), has made it stylish to have poorly, half-bleached hair of the colour urine-yellow with black roots. This form of quasi-bleach is known as 'each'/'eaching' your hair.
by Alex Quantashassle June 30, 2005

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by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.
(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)
Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"
Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"
Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"
Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"
by Alex Quantashassle July 05, 2005

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by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
