Alex Quantashassle's definitions

ay-up!

Exclam. A greeting, hello. (Midlands/North use. Dialect)

"Ay-up, mate!"
"Ay-up!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

all time loser

Noun. A public house, a bar. Rhyming slang on 'boozer'. See 'boozer'. British.

"Wanna go get a coupla drinks at the old all time loser?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

service

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

defragmenter

Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.

"You got issue dude! You need to go see a defragmenter!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005