conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

out of the blue and into the black

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.

"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."

by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006

madly

Country slang for being a bit reclusive, a bit unorthidox, a bit unchristian, and a bit eccentric.

Willie Nelson could be said to be a bit madly because he's never been known as a very talkative fellow.

by Alex Quantashassle July 18, 2008

Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

by Alex Quantashassle June 01, 2005

service

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

all time loser

Noun. A public house, a bar. Rhyming slang on 'boozer'. See 'boozer'. British.

"Wanna go get a coupla drinks at the old all time loser?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005