Alex Quantashassle's definitions

nixxing

The act of abstaining from getting a haircut for an indefinate period. Used by men and women alike, it could be considered an artisan experiment, as your hair can develop many interesting shades and patterns when left alone for a while.

"You need a haircut!"
"Go screw yourself, I'm nixxing."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

from

Used to indicate the original location, situation, etc.

"The bogan is from South Of The River."

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

disk

Disk, abbreviation for hard drive. Used by computer nerds who like to try and be stylish.

"Hyoh! How much space ya got left on yer disk, Jake?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

llafl

Laughing Like A Fucking Lunatic.

"...and then they made me their chief."
"Llafl!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

uninstalling

A synonym of withdrawal.

"Houston, the probes are about to be released from the satellite and we are ready for the uninstalling!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005