Alex Quantashassle's definitions

farmland

The Aussie ghetto's supermarket. You can find all kind of dodgy goods, from spam to canned toiletpaper.

"Ay, mate. You goin' to farmland?"
"Yeaaah, mate. Gonna get some spaaam and caaanned toiletpaper."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

directories

Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.

"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

ensures

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.

"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

bad egg

Noun. A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person. Cf. 'good egg'.

"That Saddam is a bad egg!"

"Then Dubya's an egg with a stillborn chicken inside it!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

cheese

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

aerated

Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.

"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005