175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle
installing, is the act of sticking the male sex organ into the female sex organ. Thus, INSTALLING it inside the girl.
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
1. to scoog, to selfishly put someone down. Frequently involves objects being thrown.
2. to scoog, to clean all the dog turd off the lawn.
2. to scoog, to clean all the dog turd off the lawn.
1 "Hey, man! What are you scooging me like that for???"
2. "Jim, get off your arse and go scoog the lawn!"
2. "Jim, get off your arse and go scoog the lawn!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005
Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"
by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005