Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

Barstard 

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.

"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"

Barstard by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Southing 

Going absolutely crazy, racist, sexist, and/or cultist. Derivided from the characteristics of those in the American South.

"Dude, man he got to Year 10 and then he just started bloody southing! He's been a barstard ever since!"

Southing by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Pubix 

Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.

"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"

Pubix by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Barstard-Lunatic 

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

Barstard-Lunatic by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Young-One 

The Young-Ones are the universal fans of Neil Young. Very enlightened folk, I can tell you.

"All 16 of us are Young-Ones."

Young-One by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Woodgy 

Cute and cuddly, full of love and empathy. The new thing.

"Aww... that pink bear is sooo woodgy!"

Woodgy by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

suicide is painless 

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

suicide is painless by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005