Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

scanmaker 

Another name for a speedcamera. Used in my home town. No-one knows how it originated, but by my nose it's there and it's square.

"Aaaarrrghhh! A scanmaker just flashed me!"
"I didn't know speedcameras wore overcoats!"

scanmaker by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

minderbinder

Another Perthian slang for psychiatrist

"Dude, my girlfriend full broke up with me yesterday!"
"Yes, and how do you feel about that?"
"Dude! You minderbinder!"
"Indeed"

minderbinder by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

murray 

A way to describe a scungy bystander. Developed from the characteristics of the Murray river in Sydney (scungy).

"Tommy's a bit of a murray, donchathink?"
"Yeah, I guess so."

murray by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

dimensions by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

awareness 

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.

"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."

awareness by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

northern 

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

northern by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

info 

Abbreviation slang for information. It's easier to say and it sounds cooler.

"Can you give me some info on the History assignment."
"No! Do your own work!"

info by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005