Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Alex L. Phillips

jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

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The closest to fascism the United States has ever come.

Bush and Hitler both embraced religion before suppressing the press and clamping down on personal freedoms. Bush is such a fascist.

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The man who singlehandedly added the word, "fucktard" (short for 'fucking retard') to the English language.

That asshole George W. Bush is such a fucktard. He belongs in Iraq with the other fucking retards.

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