Definitions by Alex Johnson(Hotass23)

Retrovirus 

A virus that has been until recently out of fashion but was brought back by a trendsetter thus making it cool to have again.

Charles Bronson: "Oh man, did you hear Johnny Hurn is bringing back a Retrovirus?"
Stan Lee: "So which one do I need to get? Gonorrhea? Syphilis?"
Charles Bronson: "He's bringing back them all!"

Retrovirus by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) October 31, 2008

Cocanus

The effect of living on nothing but cocaine on your body resulting in a raw, red, bleeding, asshole.

Allison: "Ive eaten nothing but cocaine for two days and I haven't slept yet! I'm gonna have the most intense cocanus tomorrow, ehh?!"

Cocanus by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) October 31, 2008

Rapedly 

Adverb.
Being an intensely selfish lover who is only concerned with blowing your load and quickly.

Alistair's girlfriend: "Yeah we did have sex but he did it so rapedly it just wasn't enjoyable".

Rapedly by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) October 30, 2008

George Bush 

THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST!

1 John 2:30 "GEORGE BUSH IS THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST!"

George Bush by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) October 27, 2008