Definitions by Alex J Mayne

Gavin Jew Gnik 

The Biggest Jew in all of Preston county not even his fellow worshipper Lowell can compare he goes to Jewish sermons every day twice a day he also has the longest nose there is it is Almost as mighty as Alex’s forehead, his addiction to porn is unimaginably intense but he doesn’t believe in hell so all is good

The Wondrous Gavin Jew Gnik stabbed me with his nose at the sermon today

Gavin Jew Gnik by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020

Autistic Pedro 

A mexican Who Will get the girls, spin in circles and say “GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER”

The Autistic Pedro cucked my girl away with his immaculate spinning

Autistic Pedro by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020

Shelly Marley 

The thiccest most Beautiful heifer to grace the great town of Terra Alta, She has gotten 1st place at the buckwheat festival 42 years in a row Her son Ethan is also very thicc and admiral

I seen the elusive Shelly Marley Grazing at Arby’s

Shelly Marley by Alex J Mayne October 10, 2020

John Jr 

A man who’s penis has a 90 degree turn on it

My Girlfriend broke up with me because my John Jr didn’t satisfy

John Jr by Alex J Mayne September 27, 2018