Definitions by Alex G Thomas

baker's dozen 

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that

Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly

baker's dozen by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008

wanksponge 

A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.

Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"

wanksponge by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

bach harmony 

When something is awesome, one says it is "da bach harmony"

Tim: "Hey Derek, I had one trim piece of gash last night!"

Derek: "Man that shit is da bach harmony!"

bach harmony by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

when the fiddler snaps his bow 

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

when the fiddler snaps his bow by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

you've got the squid by the throat 

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

you've got the squid by the throat by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008