wanksponge

A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.

Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

you've got the squid by the throat

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

bach harmony

When something is awesome, one says it is "da bach harmony"

Tim: "Hey Derek, I had one trim piece of gash last night!"

Derek: "Man that shit is da bach harmony!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

baker's dozen

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that

Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly

by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008