Definitions by Alex Dumpance

drefter 

One who behaves in some way like a baby. The word comes from the laundry detergent brand meant for baby clothes called Dreft.

You don't need a taxi, it's only a 2 mile walk! Sometimes you're such a drefter!

drefter by Alex Dumpance April 15, 2010

Ovation inflation 

The inappropriate response of applause regardless of the quality of the performance

The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.

Ovation inflation by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010

Winger 

One who rides a Honda Goldwing. Goldwings are the biggest, heaviest, most expensive, and most unnecessary bikes in the world. Wingers totally miss the point of riding a motorcycle because they'd rather have seat massagers and TVs on their bikes.

Why is there a supertanker driving down the street? Oh wait, its just that winger and his awful Honda GL1800

Winger by Alex Dumpance March 6, 2010

incandescent 

A word used to define any old-fashioned, in-efficient thing to do or way of doing things. Named for the way incandescent light bulbs were replaced by much better fluorescent one.

Dude, why are you using asbestos in your house. That's so incandescent! It causes cancer!

incandescent by Alex Dumpance January 4, 2010

Bitch Musk 

The smell associated with someone who bitches at you.

My mom must have already found my stash of heroin. I can smell her Bitch Musk from here!

Bitch Musk by Alex Dumpance December 17, 2009

Palm Shitty 

A town in southern Florida in Martin County, notorious for upper-class Suburban-driving pricks.

Dude, I drove through Palm Shitty on my way to Stuart. Those rich fags have put more inconvenient speedbumps on the road.

Palm Shitty by Alex Dumpance December 13, 2009

Road smear 

An animal that has been smeared across the road by a motor vehicle.

Dude, I just made road smear out of this bunny rabbit on I-95!

Road smear by Alex Dumpance June 29, 2009