Alex C W's definitions

Spack'ead

Polite alternative to using "spastic" as an insult. See "spackhead"

"Ya don't don't have to be such a spack'ead about it"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).

"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Spackwad

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.

"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Bilgebag

1: A bag of "bilge".

2: Someone you don't like.

"You are such a bilgebag!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Nob'ead

Nob as in penis (UK) and "'ead" as in head. Cockney alternative to "Dickhead". Se also "Dcik'ead" and "Nobend"/"Bellend".

"Yeah, well ...he's just a nob'ead, isn't he?"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Extraordinate

To surprise someone with interesting news. See extraordinary and extraordinated.

"This may extraordinate you."

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".

"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008