Spackwad

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.
"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"
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Nob'ead

Nob as in penis (UK) and "'ead" as in head. Cockney alternative to "Dickhead". Se also "Dcik'ead" and "Nobend"/"Bellend".
"Yeah, well ...he's just a nob'ead, isn't he?"
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Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).
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jarman

UK slang, very popular during World War Two, for a German.
"When the Jarmans come, we'll be ready."
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Flippy neck

Meaningless exclamation to be used instead of profanity. "Fucking Hell" became "Flipping heck" (or flippin' 'eck) which became flippy neck. Mainly used by the more polite cockney children.
"Flippy neck! It's cold in here!"
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Spack'ead

Polite alternative to using "spastic" as an insult. See "spackhead"
"Ya don't don't have to be such a spack'ead about it"
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