11 definitions by Alex C W

Flippy neck

Meaningless exclamation to be used instead of profanity. "Fucking Hell" became "Flipping heck" (or flippin' 'eck) which became flippy neck. Mainly used by the more polite cockney children.

"Flippy neck! It's cold in here!"

by Alex C W January 15, 2008

tickle-tackle

Yet another slang term for male genitalia, but twee and camp rather than vulgar.

"If you show me your boobs I'll show you me tickle-tackle."

by Alex C W January 19, 2008

Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".

"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"

by Alex C W January 15, 2008

Spackwad

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.

"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"

by Alex C W January 15, 2008

Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).

"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"

by Alex C W January 15, 2008

jarman

UK slang, very popular during World War Two, for a German.

"When the Jarmans come, we'll be ready."

by Alex C W January 16, 2008

Nob'ead

Nob as in penis (UK) and "'ead" as in head. Cockney alternative to "Dickhead". Se also "Dcik'ead" and "Nobend"/"Bellend".

"Yeah, well ...he's just a nob'ead, isn't he?"

by Alex C W January 15, 2008