Definitions by Alex
bulkus
one very insecure individual, who normally takes up 2(up to a rare maximum of 4) plane seats. Generally has a BF of > 20%, however due to androgen hardness convinces most of his fellow peers, and especially himself, that he is sub 15%. This condition is generally hard to get rid of, and is only possible through anorexic obsession. Often known as anti-anorexic insecurity syndrone.
The bulkus looked at his portruding stomach in the mirror, and hid his disgust in himself by eating 4 more burgers and telling himself " I AM HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! " while uncontrollably feeling his trunk-like arms.
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Heath Kirchart
I saw Heath Kirchart the other day and he did a 20 stair lip-slide.
Heath Kirchart is way better than Jamie Thomas!
Heath Kirchart is way better than Jamie Thomas!
Heath Kirchart by Alex February 15, 2004
going steady
going steady by Alex February 13, 2004
dashboard confessional
dashboard confessional by Alex February 13, 2004