Alex 's definitions

Sack-slapper

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.

Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.

by Alex January 27, 2003

Beep Beep

Any Nextel Direct Donnect enabled phone. Nextel Direct Connect chirp.

i860, i710,i530, 1830 etc.

by Alex March 27, 2005

new yorker

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

by Alex July 7, 2003

Goat

A very small ugly looking ass

Damn, that girl as a goat

by Alex February 7, 2005

darkie

a remote control for an electronic device. origins coming obviously from the fact that in the days prior to remote controls, the black servants would "help out" by changing stations or adjusting the volume of radios, televisions, phonographs, etc...

man 1: have you seen the darkie?
man 2: why? do you want me to change the channel?

by alex January 24, 2005

fr34ky4l

Noun- One that likes to fuck and get high.


Verb- To get high or to fuck.

Adjective- To be a fucker, and/or a druggie.

See also Spididdy

Noun: He is a fr34ky4l, because he likes to fuck and get high.

Verb: I want to go fr34ky4l.

Adj: That crackhead over there is fr34ky4l.

by Alex November 17, 2003

mad fan

MAD Feet, Ass and Nuts. To smell extremly wrong, a most disgusting stench.

Damn, smellin' the mad fan in here nigga, open a window

by alex April 28, 2003