Alex's definitions

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

tray sliding

The process of placing fast-food trays under the rear tires of a front-wheel drive car on a rainy day, locking the E-break, then flooring the car and spinning the wheel eraticly.

See doughnuts.

Dude, we totally just did the most awesome tray slide in my Corsica!

Matt just got busted for reckless OP for tray-sliding.

by Alex September 2, 2004

MP5

Weapon commonly used by Special forces, SWAT teams, and urban assault groups. Commonly in video games. A 9mm sub-machine gun, manufacterd by Hechler and Koch (H&K). SWAT teams use this during busts.

Most the SWAT have MP5's so its not a good idea to resist them without a sub-machinegun or high powered rifle.

by alex May 3, 2003

Head

The act of a girl sucking a guy off in hopes of receiving oral stimulation immediately following his orgasm (only to soon be disappointed).

Yo man that skank gave me head last night and she wanted me to go in her fuckin pink stinkhole. Hell nah, that bitch is crazy. I's all shutup bitch get back on my meat, na mean?

by Alex January 20, 2005

california cookie

California cookie consists of a man ejauculating on a womans stomach and filling up the belly button, once the seman dries and becomes hard the woman peels it off and eats the jiz cookie

kyle blew such a big load in my belly button the, california coookie was huge!

by Alex March 24, 2005

pusay

a female organ in the body in the lower region

My mom has a pusay and she like to use it on men

by Alex January 4, 2005

roach

the end of a joint, can be eaten or saved. Contains the most resin

shit dawg! suck down dat roach

by alex April 26, 2003