by Alex February 13, 2003

by Alex December 04, 2003

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.
by alex June 03, 2004

The coarse brown tint on his face suddenly became red when he realized there was a "kick me" sign attatched to his back.
by Alex December 03, 2003

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.
There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.
by Alex July 07, 2003

by alex February 28, 2005
