Alex's definitions

vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003

home

(This is an update to my previous definition)

In human relations, "getting home" is to get to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of baseball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st (kissing),2nd (fondling) 3rd (oral sex) base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last saturday, if you know what i mean...

by Alex April 12, 2005

the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

by Alex January 21, 2005

Nouveau Mullet

The Modern Mullet, was primarily used to describe the style which had a combination of the 'Beckham' hairstyle with more hang down the back. Now freely used to describe any other fashion mullet cropping up.

"The Australian Cricket team decided to all get Nouveau Mullets to show solidarity with modern style"

by Alex January 12, 2005

oop

poo splelled backwards

oop is poo spelled backward

by alex January 7, 2005

rizon

An IRC network, once one of the largest in the world.

I'm on irc.rizon.net #warez

by Alex January 14, 2005

I like you for who you are

What a boy says to a girl when he's pretending he's really into her and doesn't care about looks.

"I'm not with you because you're a size 6 with 36FF boobs. I like you for who you are, Sarah."

by Alex May 29, 2004