Definitions by Aldi manager69

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

Kinky keith by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

Pedo Pete 

A crazy old hag who keeps her grippers out in -69°c

Pedo Pete touched me up

Pedo Pete by Aldi manager69 February 10, 2023

Ginger jenson 

A very annoying ed shearan wanna be who ate his parents

Have you heard ginger jenson touched me up

Ginger jenson by Aldi manager69 February 9, 2023

Ayden emery

A homeless man who lives in Aldi

Good thing I’m not Ayden emery

Ayden emery by Aldi manager69 February 7, 2023