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swallowmybody

A disgruntled, humorless Zionist caught in the throes of a gender dysphoria and a fleeting literary career.
When bitterness exceeds boredeom...
by Albert Miaskovsky August 27, 2004
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benzohead

One who takes the benzodiazepene class of minor tranquilizers Valium, Xanax, Librium, Ativan for recreational purposes.
Anna Nicole Smith is a benzohead.
by Albert Miaskovsky December 8, 2004
mugGet the benzoheadmug.

Astoria

1. A community on the western edge of Queens in New York City, notorious for its Arab and Greek population, pretentious, low-quality eating establishments, and dirty, overcrowded and overpriced cafes where the youth gathers nightly to drink their lives away.

2. A Medievalesque town in western Queens which lacks only the proverbial walled fortress to complete its backwards image.
Venturing out into the city would mean encountering new and interesting people. So instead, let's all go down to Astoria and chill in Remy and Athens...
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
mugGet the Astoriamug.

whimit

A popular Russian-American web community where materialistic youth gathers to flaunt newly acquired cars, breasts, and conservative/racist views instilled within them by their bitter Soviet expatriate parents.
Sasha, Natasha, Pasha, Dasha, and finally Masha all realized they were on Whimit and went out in black and silver Lexus Jeeps and Maximas to drive into the sea.
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
mugGet the whimitmug.

Souslique

pun on the Russian word 'suslik' (суслик), a term of endearment. The word 'suslik' pertains to a small animal of some sort, and is a diminutive.
Souslique is the French version of Suslik.
by Albert Miaskovsky April 5, 2010
mugGet the Sousliquemug.

phork

An obscure AOL variant of fuck
Phork you bitch.
by Albert Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
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languor

Not only a sense of listlessness, lassitude, debility, torpor, ennui, and/or melancholy, but also a way of life wherein much time is spent lying around smoking opium, listenint to peaceful, hypnotizing music and making slow, passionate love amidst whisps of bluish smoke, while the night outside is damp, warm, and ineffably still.
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
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