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A person who assembles a packed lunch of hard boiled eggs, tomatoes, salted herring, and tea in a thermos, all of which are to be unwrapped in a public place atop a copy of PRAVDA and devoured noisily, preferably while in ones yellowing undergarments, to a combination of anti-semitic palaver, garbled recordings of Igor Sklyar emanating from a rusted red Lada parked by the artificial river, and the putrid smoke of Prima and Belomor-Krai.
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1. A profound and tangled philosophy concerning the soviet hoi polloi and its industrialized, tractor-crushed soul.
2. One of the faceless masses residing in the USSR or CIS:
- The vendor in the local meat or bread store with her excessive make up, flamboyant shoes, and a heart full of pure hatred.
- The burly old men in hats and arms behind their backs pausing to argue about anti-semitic conspiracy politics and the football match, in angered tones.
- The woman who cuts into a 3-mile long line for imported Czechoslovakian boots, knowing that she will incite a loud, violent riot, while claiming her actions were still somehow fair.
2. A state of being wherein an objective reality based on complete absurdity and idiocy triumphs.
3. Soviet trash
4. The modern Soviet expatriate residing in Brooklyn, New York.
5. whimit
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1. A profound and tangled philosophy concerning the soviet hoi polloi and its industrialized, tractor-crushed soul.
2. One of the faceless masses residing in the USSR or CIS:
- The vendor in the local meat or bread store with her excessive make up, flamboyant shoes, and a heart full of pure hatred.
- The burly old men in hats and arms behind their backs pausing to argue about anti-semitic conspiracy politics and the football match, in angered tones.
- The woman who cuts into a 3-mile long line for imported Czechoslovakian boots, knowing that she will incite a loud, violent riot, while claiming her actions were still somehow fair.
2. A state of being wherein an objective reality based on complete absurdity and idiocy triumphs.
3. Soviet trash
4. The modern Soviet expatriate residing in Brooklyn, New York.
5. whimit
by Albert Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
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A popular Russian-American web community where materialistic youth gathers to flaunt newly acquired cars, breasts, and conservative/racist views instilled within them by their bitter Soviet expatriate parents.
Sasha, Natasha, Pasha, Dasha, and finally Masha all realized they were on Whimit and went out in black and silver Lexus Jeeps and Maximas to drive into the sea.
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
Get the whimit mug.1. A community on the western edge of Queens in New York City, notorious for its Arab and Greek population, pretentious, low-quality eating establishments, and dirty, overcrowded and overpriced cafes where the youth gathers nightly to drink their lives away.
2. A Medievalesque town in western Queens which lacks only the proverbial walled fortress to complete its backwards image.
2. A Medievalesque town in western Queens which lacks only the proverbial walled fortress to complete its backwards image.
Venturing out into the city would mean encountering new and interesting people. So instead, let's all go down to Astoria and chill in Remy and Athens...
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
Get the Astoria mug.Short for Dextroamphetamine (Trademark name 'Dexedrine' and 'DextroStat'), the d-isomer of amphetamine, which is twice as strong as racemic amphetamine and l-amphetamine (as found in Adderall). A CNS stimulant used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Used recreationally in high doses as a potent stimulant.
Yelena was so spun on dexies, she danced for 6 hours straight before she crashed violently into a languid stupor.
by Albert Miaskovsky February 8, 2006
Get the Dexie mug.1. The Bolshevik Revolution of 1917
2. The phantom changes that will come about in the near-to-distant future; often uttered with bewildered, watery eyes gazing into a bleak distance, typically an overcast, smog-ridden urban skyline.
2. The phantom changes that will come about in the near-to-distant future; often uttered with bewildered, watery eyes gazing into a bleak distance, typically an overcast, smog-ridden urban skyline.
by Albert Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
Get the The Revolution mug.white wolf (in Russian, transliterated from the Cyrillic). A word sometimes used in the Russian-American community of NYC to refer to gaudy taste and watered down, filtered-through ideas, notions, and actions stemming therefrom.
Misha- Kolya, have you seen the new Bloomingdales display on 59th?
Kolya - Yea..it was MAD belijvolk, why?
Misha - I thought so too. It's dreary and tasteless.
Kolya - Tell me about it...
Kolya - Yea..it was MAD belijvolk, why?
Misha - I thought so too. It's dreary and tasteless.
Kolya - Tell me about it...
by Albert Miaskovsky April 5, 2010
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