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by Albert Miaskovsky May 13, 2005
Get the vergucci mug.1. A community on the western edge of Queens in New York City, notorious for its Arab and Greek population, pretentious, low-quality eating establishments, and dirty, overcrowded and overpriced cafes where the youth gathers nightly to drink their lives away.
2. A Medievalesque town in western Queens which lacks only the proverbial walled fortress to complete its backwards image.
2. A Medievalesque town in western Queens which lacks only the proverbial walled fortress to complete its backwards image.
Venturing out into the city would mean encountering new and interesting people. So instead, let's all go down to Astoria and chill in Remy and Athens...
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
Get the Astoria mug.A popular Russian-American web community where materialistic youth gathers to flaunt newly acquired cars, breasts, and conservative/racist views instilled within them by their bitter Soviet expatriate parents.
Sasha, Natasha, Pasha, Dasha, and finally Masha all realized they were on Whimit and went out in black and silver Lexus Jeeps and Maximas to drive into the sea.
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
Get the whimit mug.1. The Bolshevik Revolution of 1917
2. The phantom changes that will come about in the near-to-distant future; often uttered with bewildered, watery eyes gazing into a bleak distance, typically an overcast, smog-ridden urban skyline.
2. The phantom changes that will come about in the near-to-distant future; often uttered with bewildered, watery eyes gazing into a bleak distance, typically an overcast, smog-ridden urban skyline.
by Albert Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
Get the The Revolution mug.A disgruntled, humorless Zionist caught in the throes of a gender dysphoria and a fleeting literary career.
When bitterness exceeds boredeom...
by Albert Miaskovsky August 27, 2004
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One who takes the benzodiazepene class of minor tranquilizers Valium, Xanax, Librium, Ativan for recreational purposes.
Anna Nicole Smith is a benzohead.
by Albert Miaskovsky December 8, 2004
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