Alan Massacre's definitions

Bravery

You got the balls to do anything. You say "Fuck you" To death's face. You can sarcasticly scared "ooh I'm really fucking scared".

That dudes got bravery from both a lion and a bull.

by Alan Massacre April 16, 2008

The Angry Video Game Nerd

One of the most funniest and greatest internet ppl ever since the dance revolution thing. The Angry Video game nerd is a character played by James Rolfe, who reviews games from the 80s that are just god awful. He really helps you with what games you shouldn't play, even if it looks good to play, if he reviews them, it fucking sucks.
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew

The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Star Wars

Without a doubt the best trilogy. George Lucas really knew what he was doing way back then. I'm no nerd for star wars, but I'm judging that this is the best trilogy in years. It had heroes cause back in the 70's there would be movies with Anti heroes, And a badass villian. When I say Star Wars Episode 4 I say Star Wars 1 because its the first Star Wars of the series. No I'm not say Episode 1 or Episode 4, just Star Wars 1 or just Star Wars. The Prequal was not so great, though Episode 3 did good tying up the loose ends. Episode 2 was my least favorite cause it lacks of jedi fights and droid battle, there was like 4 or 5 battles in it. Episode 1 propably had the most let downs cause after about 16 years of no Star Wars, ppl were excited so see those credits rolling up the screen again on the Big Screen, but they didn't realised how much the movie pissed you off. So if you haven't seen the Star Wars Trilogy (The Classic Star Wars) go see them there great. You want to see the prequel (The New Star Wars) well go ahead and knock yourself out but don't expect anything perfect from Episode 2 and trust me after seeing these prequels, you well never see Darth Vader as the evil villian that would scare the shit out of you.

Star Wars review
Prequels
Episode 1: Not so good
Episode 2: Not even better than the 1 episode
Episode 3: A letter better than both of them

Trilogy
Episode 4: The Best Movie Ever
Episode 5: The Ending will make you shit your pants
Episode 6: The Best Conclusion for the Best trilogy

by Alan Massacre April 16, 2008

Nu-Rock

A genre of rock bands that are different from being metal or being just an ordinary rock group. Another word for it would be alt rock.

Nu-Rock
Breaking Benjamin
Evenascene
RA
Chevelle
Authority Zero
Linkin Park (maybe)
Staind
Nickleback
Stone Temple Pilot
Three Day Grace
Godsmack
Foo Fighters
Creed
Our Lady Peace

by Alan Massacre April 17, 2009