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Definitions by Akasha

Fat Nevan 

A very fat guy who doesn't care what you think of him. No one wants to be him and girls do t want to date him.
Girl; did you see fat Nevan today

Boy; yes he looked fatter than ever
Fat Nevan by Akasha November 16, 2017
akasha i love you why dont you love me?-b
because you broke my heart you loser-a
akasha by akasha March 28, 2005

cristy tolosa 

a beautifukl girl who is in love with billie joe armstrong sadly he doesn't know her but he will love her soon.
cristy you re the soul of my life-b.j.
really billie joe? I love you too!-c
cristy tolosa by akasha March 28, 2005
1. The Sanskrit word meaning space or sky. (circa who knows? forever?)

2. The Force. The Fifth Element. The memory of god. Spirit: the human spirit and soul. All-encompassing spirit and energy of the Goddess and God. A religious(hinduism) idea from the middle east or east middle or somewhere around there. A fluffy new age concept. (circa ...a long long time ago.)

3. The 'Mother of all Vampires' who became a vampire through some stupid spirit entering through a stupid piercing. (circa 4011 BC, but actually, Anne Rice didn't publish her damned queeny book 'til 1988)

4. A girl's name. (circa 1984)

5. Aaliyah, who died shortly there after, sadly. (circa 2001)
1. What a clear akasha we have today.

2. Use The Akasha, Luke.

3. Among the most noted of Akasha's superior vampire traits were her ability to have kinky vampire sex, walk in the sun, and kill everyone.

4. Akasha, you're a convoluted monkey foof.

5. Aaliyah was a sucky-suck choice for the role of Akasha.
Akasha by Akasha January 20, 2005

oak park 

A city in California filled with stupid kids, potheads, and people who play muds.
Oak Park, where no one will hear you if you fall.
oak park by Akasha January 20, 2005

Baking Cookies 

To have Sex. To produce cookies. See orgasm.
The proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.
Baking Cookies by Akasha January 20, 2005
To roll horribly in a tabletop rpg. To be doomed.
I botched every roll last night. My character...is no more.
botch by Akasha January 20, 2005