AdmiralDavidov's definitions

republican

A member of the political party that hasn't produced single decent presidential candidate since Goldwater.

Also, someone who has no respect for the individual despite their claims of being anti-big government.

Someone whose only redeeming quality is thier support of gun rights.

"The Confederacy ownz j00, as does foreign intervention!!!111oneoneone" -W

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

iron maiden

Founded by bassist Steve Harris, Iron Maiden infused Thin Lizzy style dueling guitars and throbbing basslines with a more metallic sound, leading the British Heavy Metal explosion circa 1980. Though they've made brilliant music throughout their career (excluding No Prayer for the Dying and Fear of the Dark), Maiden were at their peak from Number of the Beast through Somewhere in Time. Known for blisteringly intense live shows featuring both flawless musicianship and energetic stage antics. Maiden is real fuckin' heavy metal. \m/

"Iron Maiden destroyed at Ozzfest '05. They gave me whiplash of the headbangingest sort. Hell, that was easily worth having to endure 50 minutes of the mallcore Mudvayne." -Me

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

megatron

Leader of the deceptacons. The guy who mortally wounded Optimus, losing his identity to Unicron as an indirect result.

"As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill," -Megatron

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

nirvana

A criminally overrated band fronted by Kurt Cobain. Though some good came of the band and the associated grunge scene (the destruction of Poison and Ratt), the negative effects were far more pronounced. Real metal was dealt a crippling blow as well, and depressing heroin rock was able to dominate thereafter. Though grunge died in 1995 with Cobain, the effects of Nirvana's "whiney generation" revolution are still being felt today. Nu-metal and mallcore filled in the vacuum left by heavy metal, mimicing the simple chord progressions and detuned guitars that were present in the grunge movement. Post-grunge rock, which has blossomed into many lackluster subgenres, still bears the simplicity and downcast attitude, as well as the whiney vox of the grunge movement.

"My generation is dwarfed by the baby boomers, what a bummer," -Cobain

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005