12 definitions by AdmiralDavidov

metallica

Something that was at some point in time brilliantly spectacular but has since degenerated into utter crap.

"Now that you're married, you've become such a Metallica."

by AdmiralDavidov August 6, 2005

nirvana

A criminally overrated band fronted by Kurt Cobain. Though some good came of the band and the associated grunge scene (the destruction of Poison and Ratt), the negative effects were far more pronounced. Real metal was dealt a crippling blow as well, and depressing heroin rock was able to dominate thereafter. Though grunge died in 1995 with Cobain, the effects of Nirvana's "whiney generation" revolution are still being felt today. Nu-metal and mallcore filled in the vacuum left by heavy metal, mimicing the simple chord progressions and detuned guitars that were present in the grunge movement. Post-grunge rock, which has blossomed into many lackluster subgenres, still bears the simplicity and downcast attitude, as well as the whiney vox of the grunge movement.

"My generation is dwarfed by the baby boomers, what a bummer," -Cobain

by AdmiralDavidov August 9, 2005

megatron

Leader of the deceptacons. The guy who mortally wounded Optimus, losing his identity to Unicron as an indirect result.

"As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill," -Megatron

by AdmiralDavidov August 6, 2005

mexecution

A transitory state in which a swarthy Latin is changed from the state of being alive to the state of being dead. Usually perpetrated by a southern lynch mob.

"Caesar Chavez died due to a combination of advanced cystic fibrosis and mexecution." -School Textbooks

by AdmiralDavidov July 15, 2006

Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov August 6, 2005