NuMetal

An abomination created through the bastardization of rap and pop with tastelessly downtuned guitars.

See also Mallcore

Korn, Linkin Park, Taproot...

by AdmiralDavidov September 02, 2005

mexican radio

A decent song that got transformed into something amazing by Celtic Frost.

"Did you hear Frost's cover of Mexican Radio?" -Dave
"Yeah, it ripped," -Vicente Fox

by AdmiralDavidov September 02, 2005

nu metal

The product of Roadrunner Records, MTV, and post-grunge. It involves teenage angst-based lyrics, simple downtuned guitars, and gimmicks to distract from the deficiencies of the music.

Papa Roach, Mudvayne, Slipknot, etc

by AdmiralDavidov September 02, 2005

metallica

Something that was at some point in time brilliantly spectacular but has since degenerated into utter crap.

"Now that you're married, you've become such a Metallica."

by AdmiralDavidov September 02, 2005

Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov September 02, 2005

The 90s

verb - The discarding of all technical virtuosity in music, the detuning of your instruments, the adoption of whiney or rapped vocals.

noun - An era whose only redeeming qualities were the destruction of hair metal and the creation of the fantastic Beast Wars cartoon. American music was taken over by Grunge, and again later by Rap, Nu-Metal, and post-grunge. None of these genres had any interesting technical arrangements, and most were filled with self-indulgent lyrics about angst, pain, and how much "life sucks".

Though it only lasted ten years, this decade has set music back nearly thirty years.

by AdmiralDavidov September 05, 2005

megatron

Leader of the deceptacons. The guy who mortally wounded Optimus, losing his identity to Unicron as an indirect result.

"As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill," -Megatron

by AdmiralDavidov September 02, 2005